Comment Stalker

Definition

Someone who obsessively reads through other people's social media comment threads, piecing together their entire life story from likes and replies. Facebook detective work at its finest.

Example Usage

I became a comment stalker when I went through three years of my ex's wall posts at 2 AM.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Comment%20Stalker&defid=3693403)

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