come-off

Definition

The inevitable result or outcome of a situation—basically what actually happens when all the planning stops and reality kicks in. Also: the art of dodging accountability with creative excuses.

Example Usage

The product launch was a disaster; that come-off cost us three major clients.

Source: British colloquial business terminology

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