coasterware

Definition

Worthless free software bundled on CDs/DVDs (like old AOL discs) that's either outdated upon arrival or full of bloatware, making it useful only as a drink coaster to protect your furniture. It's peak late-90s/early-2000s internet junk.

Example Usage

My parents got the new AOL coasterware in the mail and used it as a coaster before I could explain it was a scam.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coasterware&defid=2554479)

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