Cherwell

Definition

An experience so horrific, words do not currently exist to convey the feeling.

Originally referencing a change management system that defies logic and reason in its use. Guaranteed to provoke anger and eventual loss of both sanity and hair.

Example Usage

"Well at least is isn't as bad as Cherwell'

"That tastes worse than a mouthful of Cherwell"

"I would rather be violated by Theresa May than spend any more time using Cherwell"

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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