championship

Definition

The ultimate competition where champions are crowned and egos are bruised; the final showdown where everything that came before gets validated or erased. Also the status itself—basically bragging rights in formalized competition.

Example Usage

She won the championship title after three years of training and sacrifice.

Source: Merriam-Webster

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