Champ Squeeze

Definition

A self-congratulatory hand-clasping gesture where you squeeze your interlocked hands and swing them side to side like you just won an Olympic medal. It's the physical embodiment of patting yourself on the back, perfect for those moments when fist-pumping feels too aggressive but standing there doing nothing seems insufficient.

Example Usage

After finally fixing the printer that had been jammed for three days, Derek gave himself a little champ squeeze at his desk.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Champ%20Squeeze&defid=6913363)

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