Certified Bachelor

Definition

A dude who's hit 35+ and has never married or had kids—a lifelong commitment-dodger who's genuinely cool with the solo life. The male version of 'living your best life, unbothered.'

Example Usage

Marcus is a Certified Bachelor at 40—zero regrets, infinite freedom.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Certified%20Bachelor&defid=1667199)

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