catheterisation

Definition

The medical procedure of threading a tube through your body's various openings and passages, often while you contemplate every life choice that led to this moment. It's the act of inserting a catheter for drainage, medication delivery, or diagnostic purposes, typically uncomfortable and occasionally traumatic. British spelling included for international indignity.

Example Usage

The catheterisation procedure was 'brief and minimally uncomfortable,' according to the doctor who wasn't the one getting catheterized.

Source: Medical procedure terminology

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