Definition

Someone who RANDOMLY ABUSES ALL CAPS to emphasize points, making every email feel like an aggressive assault on the reader's eyeballs.

Example Usage

My boss is such a captard—every other message is URGENT and CRITICAL.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CAPTARD&defid=2899607)

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