capitalism

Definition

An economic system where the means of production are privately owned and operated for profit, creating a delightful paradox where the invisible hand of the market somehow manages to be both magical and occasionally prone to slapping people in the face. It's the reason your coffee costs $7 and someone had to invent the term 'disruption.' Love it or hate it, it's what's paying for your avocado toast.

Example Usage

Under capitalism, three competing startups will simultaneously reinvent the wheel, call it innovation, and ask for venture funding.

Source: Economic and political science terminology

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notional value

The total value of a leveraged position's assets, as opposed to the actual cash you put up, which is usually much less. It's the difference between owning a $100,000 house and the $20,000 you put down.

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covenant lite

Loans with few or no maintenance covenants that would normally protect lenders, essentially trusting borrowers to be responsible without supervision. It's the financial equivalent of lending your car to a teenager with no curfew.

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appreciation

When an asset increases in value over time without you lifting a finger—the financial equivalent of your wine collection getting better with age. It's what homeowners brag about at parties and what makes early Bitcoin investors insufferable. The opposite of depreciation, and the reason everyone thinks they're a real estate genius in a bull market.

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Beginner

reimbursement

The delightful process of getting your money back after you've already spent it, typically involving byzantine expense report systems and a CFO who questions why you needed that airport coffee. It's the corporate promise that 'we'll pay you back'—eventually, maybe, if you have all seventeen required receipts. The business world's version of an IOU that actually gets honored.

💰 Finance / Accounting

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Accrual Basis

The accounting method where you recognize revenue when earned and expenses when incurred, regardless of when cash actually changes hands. It's like claiming you're rich because people owe you money, even if you're currently broke.

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rollover risk

The danger that you won't be able to refinance maturing debt or will only be able to do so at punishing rates. The financial equivalent of your credit card's intro rate expiring at the worst possible moment.

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