Cabin Muffin

Definition

A quirky, nature-loving woman from Fairbanks who embraces off-grid cabin life with the aesthetic of a woodsy hippie — complete with the inevitable eau de fireplace cologne. A charming Alaskan archetype that smells like adventure and pine.

Example Usage

That cabin muffin at the coffee shop was wearing a handwoven sweater and smelled like she'd just come from chopping firewood.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cabin%20Muffin&defid=10180156)

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