broom closet office

Definition

A windowless, cramped office space barely large enough for a desk, typically assigned to adjuncts or junior faculty as a symbol of their institutional status. These Dickensian workspaces often lack proper ventilation, natural light, or dignity.

Example Usage

My broom closet office is literally next to the boiler room, and I share it with three other adjuncts.

Origin

Academic facility vernacular, highlighting space hierarchy

Fun Fact

Some adjuncts have documented their broom closet offices on social media, sparking conversations about academic labor conditions and spatial justice.

Source: Faculty workspace terminology

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