briefless

Definition

A lawyer's worst nightmare: having no clients and therefore no billable hours to justify your existence. It's the legal equivalent of being unemployed with student debt.

Example Usage

After the firm lost its major contract, several junior attorneys found themselves briefless within weeks.

Source: Legal profession and bar association terminology

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