breakup

Definition

The messy dissolution of a relationship (romantic or business) where two things that were stuck together decide they'd rather never see each other again. Bonus awkwardness if they share a friend group.

Example Usage

The startup's breakup with its lead investor became so contentious that lawyers got involved and everyone unfollowed everyone on LinkedIn.

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