Bokeh Whore

Definition

A photographer obsessed with achieving that dreamy, blurred background effect (bokeh) in every single shot, typically shooting wide open at f/1.4 regardless of whether the subject actually benefits from it. They'll sacrifice sharpness, depth of field, and common sense just to get those creamy out-of-focus circles in the background. Their Instagram is 90% shallow depth-of-field portraits.

Example Usage

Dave bought a $2,000 lens just for the bokeh—total bokeh whore move, now everything he shoots looks like a soap opera.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bokeh%20Whore&defid=13780947)

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