bitcoin

Definition

A decentralized digital currency that lets you transact without the government watching over your shoulder—assuming you can figure out how to actually use it and remember your password.

Example Usage

He's been investing in bitcoin since 2010 and still won't shut up about it at dinner parties.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitcoin&defid=5489974)

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