bilirubin

Definition

A yellow bile pigment produced when your red blood cells get recycled—nature's way of turning old blood into a bruise color palette. High levels turn you jaundiced, which is the medical equivalent of looking like you've been spray-tanned by a sadist.

Example Usage

The newborn's elevated bilirubin levels required phototherapy to prevent kernicterus.

Source: Merriam-Webster Medical Dictionary

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