Asset Class

Definition

A category of investments with similar characteristics—so you can group your terrible decisions into tidy portfolios.

Example Usage

We're diversifying across multiple asset classes: stocks, bonds, and apparently cryptocurrency based on Greg's recommendations.

Origin

Modern portfolio theory, 1950s

Fun Fact

Bitcoin is technically an asset class now, which would shock people from 15 years ago

Source: Modern Portfolio Theory (Markowitz)

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