Definition

A crude but memorable slang term for toilet paper, cutting through pretense with bathroom humor.

Example Usage

Dude, we're out of ass napkins—can you grab some more from the store?

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass%20napkins&defid=1773709)

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