apron

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Definition

A hard-packed surface that borders structures or areas, commonly seen at airports where aircraft park and contemplate their fuel consumption. Not to be confused with the garment you wear while cooking, though both protect something valuable from getting messy.

Example Usage

The plane pulled up to the apron for boarding, and ground crews scrambled to hook up the jet bridge.

Source: Aviation/airport terminology

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