antivirus

Definition

Software designed to detect, prevent, and remove malicious programs from your computer, essentially a digital immune system that's perpetually fighting the latest cyber diseases. It's the software you install, immediately forget about, then wonder why it's slowing down your computer during important presentations. The security industry's most successful ongoing subscription model, selling protection from threats they help make scary.

Example Usage

My antivirus software blocked 47 threats this month, though 46 of them were probably just cookies from sketchy recipe websites.

Source: Common IT terminology

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