annuities

Definition

A financial product converting your lump sum into predictable smaller payments—essentially trading 'access to real money now' for 'existential inflation anxiety spread across decades.'

Example Usage

After winning the lottery, he bought an annuity and immediately regretted having only $2,000 monthly instead of the full payout.

Source: Merriam-Webster, financial services terminology

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