anesthetic

Definition

The miraculous pharmaceutical category that turns surgery from medieval torture into a nap you don't remember, by chemically convincing your nervous system to stop tattling on pain. These substances range from local numbing agents that let dentists drill without drama to general anesthetics that completely unplug your consciousness. Modern medicine's greatest gift to people who would rather not be awake while someone rearranges their insides.

Example Usage

The anesthetic kicked in and I went from anxious wreck to blissfully unconscious in about 30 seconds—10/10 would recommend general anesthesia for major surgery.

Source: Medical pharmaceutical terminology

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