Amortization

Definition

The process of spreading the cost of something over time so it hurts a little bit every month instead of a lot all at once. It's the financial equivalent of eating an elephant one bite at a time, except the elephant is debt and you're never not eating.

Example Usage

"Our accountant explained amortization to me for the third time. I still don't get it, but I nodded confidently and said synergies."

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