agreegument

Definition

A heated debate where both parties are actually arguing the same point but are too stubborn, distracted, or invested in winning to notice they already agree. The intellectual equivalent of two people fighting over whether water is wet while standing in the rain.

Example Usage

We had a massive agreegument for twenty minutes before realizing we both thought pineapple on pizza was disgusting.

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