aes

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Definition

Advanced Encryption Standard, the government-approved way to scramble your data so thoroughly that even the NSA needs a warrant (theoretically). It's the cryptographic algorithm that protects everything from your credit card transactions to your embarrassing Google searches. Built to replace DES when computers got too fast, it comes in flavors of 128, 192, and 256-bit keys for varying levels of paranoia.

Example Usage

The security team mandated AES-256 encryption for all customer data, which was great until someone left the decryption keys in a public GitHub repo.

Source: Cryptography and information security terminology

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