absofuckinlutely

Definition

An emphatic affirmation combining 'absolutely' with a profanity for maximum dramatic effect—used to confirm something with zero ambiguity. When you really, REALLY mean yes.

Example Usage

Did you steal my pizza? Absofuckinlutely I did—you should've labeled it!

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=absofuckinlutely&defid=869)

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